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  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
Posted 16 Jun
mendox: this is the coolest picture on tumblr. 
  • me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
  • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
  • me: i didn't even finish my order
  • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
  • me: what
Posted 16 Jun